While I'm here...

rock bottom, according to this

sigh

How, have I not found or even looked for /r/cars yet? WTF, brain?

Great story! Congrats!

The first part of that could not possibly have been better said.

Dude. Your NUTS will be the closest part of you to that bike.

I found this waaaaay too funny.

YES!!

I know how you feel. Those movies - film-based and all, reminded me so deeply of Swaziland and South Africa they brought a tear to my eye. The fog-covered mountains, the vegetation, the sand roads, everything. Even the woman stamping the maize meal with the pole, damn.

Wow, OK, that was unexpected. The sand roads, the fog-covered mountains, the people, remind me so much of Swaziland it made me homesick in a big way. I vividly recall pushing my XR6 sideways on sand roads and sandy corners just like those. Sigh.

Congratulations on the COTD, but more so on the experience you gained.

4-door coupe? F*ck that shit. Reminds me of Nissan's stupid 4DSC (four door sports car) stickers of yore. I would rail against it, but I have no more energy to argue against these stupid liberties.

Totally agree with you on this one. Brown is just fugly on a car. Bronze is the closest you should come to brown on a car.

They should just talk to Pirelli.

Good Taste - Inimitable.

LOL

Ditto

In a dramatic break from tradition, he would have acted with thought aforemalice.

On behalf of all NJ drivers: FUCK, YEAH!!