I had the, uhh... “great fortune” of having my life and marriage basically fall completely apart over the last 18 months to the point that six months ago I started over with my two kids (7 and 9) in a new place that we moved into with literally just our clothes and a handful of books and their toys and games. That’s…

YES. That same couple went from having like 30 random cardboard boxes stacked in their bedroom to like...10 boxes after decluttering...and Marie was so genuinely proud of them. Not so much as a sidelong glance. Her lack of judgment is IMPRESSIVE.

I hate clutter too and try to minimize junk coming into my space and edit my stuff on a regular basis. But it is SO HARD with kids. My elementary aged son seems to pick up stuff left and right. Crappy Christmas toys, favors from birthday parties...And my teenagers don’t want to get rid of anything. I am not sure if it…

Yeah. I’m of the firm opinion that splitting evenly never works in a big group. There’s always at least one of the following wildly unfair situations:

When I was serving, group dinners were the worst. You always had the one person who ordered nothing because they were broke, the one who ordered a lot but didn’t tip, and the one who insisted that their appetizer’s cost be split across a few other people.

Its a thing now for complexes and neighborhoods (aka bitch ass HOA’s) to have stupid shit in their rules. From trash cans not being out so far to stuff like this. On one hand I get it. Who wants to drive through and see cars sitting on bricks, spiderwebs under them etc. A lot of people use car ports in complexes as…

Read the paperwork bro, you gave Mark Zuckerberg the right of prima nocta to all your children.

It’s on a piece of paper that means its the right thing.

I didn’t include this but...!

Republicans were going to dress in their traditional garb but they couldn’t find enough white sheets.

This makes me tear up a bit, so beautiful! 

don’t worry, i always chat with the folks at the front of the plane when i’m boarding & i’ve never scored any free shit.

If you had the time, you could take 2 exposures, because the polarizer only works on one part of the car at a time. Camera on tripod. Shoot car once, then turn polarizer for different reflection, and shoot again.

COUNTERPOINT

the Dora Milaje School for Wishing a Motherfucker Would.

I love a good Feminism Conversion story.

Yes. Yes it is.

“The best way to ___ is don’t” is about the least useful way to respond to any article, ever. Congrats.

Tipping is also an integral part of harassment against workers - overwhelmingly women - in the service industry. “I give you free money, so therefore I own a piece of you”. Patrons know they can get away with it, because waitresses need their tips to pay the rent.

The key bit to Bandersnatch is that the gimmick is the point of the story on some level. Most choices have zero impact beyond trivial cosmetic changes, and the show wants you to see all the choices and actively encourages you to experience as much of the story as possible.

Best thing about this is that it’s basically the flow chart that appears in the episode itself when Pearl is working on the revived game.