I’m not gonna lie, I’m a little jealous of artists that can sell out. Integrity is great and all, but again, we’re in late-stage capitalism. If I could sell a piece of my own intellectual property for a mil or so every year or two and fuck off doing whatever I want in between, I’d be pretty happy with my life.

There was a start and a stop button on that remote, I absolutely don’t believe that the partial shredding was not intended from the beginning. The whole thing is ridiculous. I mean, a brilliant bit of PR, and there’s something to be said about the art itself if we want to go there, but ultimately ridiculous.

If you literally CAN’T do your job then you’re in the wrong profession, my dude.

The job is usually not located near those cheap homes. But thanks for trying!

Team Kate all the way.

Image of them, parking at the gate

TBH that’s why I posted. To show it’s not always some shit-show of demanding toddlers and/or mothers with no control over their boobs. It’s a personal decision just like any other that works for some and not for others.

As the risk of being judged mercilessly, here goes. I still nurse my 3+ year old. To dispel the assumptions: I don’t do it out of some sense of superiority or even because I think it’s “best”. Kid just hasn’t got around to weaning and I haven’t got sick enough of it yet to cut her off completely. I work full time, I…

I get the impression from the article that in NYC, this IS “leaving the car at home”

I guess you missed the part where she demanded to see his key fob, he showed it to her, and that still wasn’t enough.

Our dog is Jones the cat!

So glad to see we’re not the only weirdos out there. Our families are obviously kindred spirits. Here’s our Halloween 2014:

I am a career firefighter, 16 years on the job. Fires do start on couches. Had one about two years ago where an overheated laptop battery caught a couch on fire. Luckily the family did have a smoke detector so they got out alive. House received a lot of damage. Smoke detectors do save lives, but due to the amount of…

Yeeeeah, I still hold to the fact that since she’s A) something like 98.96% white European and B) has never sincerely engaged with tribal customs or culture until it was politically expedient, it’s still a Team No One situation.

It’s not suitable for children because of the gore. I’d say 14+... but even then on a case by case basis. There’s some relatively hard-R stuff in there, and it happens pretty randomly. 

I liked the cat just fine. As seen in this clip, he’s no longer a human trapped in a cat’s body. He’s a creature who she beckons during a spell, bonding them to each other. He doesn’t talk, but I didn’t mind. https://io9.gizmodo.com/the-first-chilling-adventures-of-sabrina-clip-introduce-1829683328

NYC fine dining front-of-house person here:

We take regular menu quizzes as a team to assess our knowledge of allergies that can be activated by each dish. The big ones like gluten and dairy are often obvious but more obscure ones like allium and nightshade are just as important and are not always mentioned on the…

You don’t hate being that guy.

You do understand that allergies can be medically diagnosed (to the point of identifying the specific allergen), do you not? Many people have to go through a process of having a specialist lay out a grid of punctures on their back to test multiple known potential allergens in hopes of finding out what foods to avoid…

My “hypochondria” was diagnosed after a fun filled trip to the ER. Nothing quite like convulsions, an ambulance ride, and an MRI to cap off an evening out.