4. Co-sign on shit for me. Cars, houses, loans, Rent-A-Center couches — it doesn’t matter. If I can have it, I want it, and I want it with the credit you stole from my ancestors.

I would be there shrugging like maybe you should have delivered the pink peonies in the square crystal, on time. I mean...*shrug*

w/r/t Kanye I am very cool on him these days. Not so cool that I won’t stream the album. I’ll probably be done with him when J and B are done with him.

What blows my mind here is a person who thinks ‘this customer left a bad review of my restaurant on Yelp, so i should go to their house at 10pm, ring their doorbell and call them repeatedly to come outside and discuss it.” is a solid course of action that cannot possibly backfire in any way.

I’m married to an East Coast woman from an Italian family. You don’t know contempt till you’ve seen her eat pizza out here on the West Coast.

A pizza place that sells gyros, burgers and pizza is giant red flag. That just screams “I don’t make my own food. I buy everything from Sysco.”

WTF? If this is how he responds to a three-star review, i’m assuming Joshua D has been killed and buried in the woods somewhere. And Heather R is being stalked at this very moment.

You take that back. They did the best damn Gob of any show from the mid-2000s.

promoting ideas or performing actions that have real negative effects on the lives of the already marginalized + a platform with which to do so + lack or remorse or a willingness to educate yourself about why you’re wrong.

A + B +C == X (your ass is cancelled.)

Arthur Philip sounds okay, but Arthur Philip Charles sounds awful. The rhythm is off.

Don’t worry, everyone accidentally bonks their kid’s head on a door frame at least once. Don’t feel guilty, you’re in good company.

This is what bothers me. I do not see myself as fat. However. I do not have that stomach. She is, objectively, not fat. She has kind of a round face, but she is pretty dang fit. I have zero interest in watching her being treated like a hideous monster because of how “ugly” and “fat” she is.

Charlotte is her grandma all over again.

This job is exhausting. Imagine being a women who just gave birth and a mere 5 hours later you have to throw on a dress and look like you totally have your shit together in front of the entire world. It’s days like this when I’m thankful being a mere peasant.

The thing that bothers me about this movie is that Amy’s character views herself as “fat” and “not fit”, in the trailer during the bikini contest she has a fit stomach, It’s flat and Inthink she may even have a two pack, no she’s not a size 2 but she actually has a very fit body, and viewers are supposed to view her…

As an Asian, I feel like I should support this movie because Asians are not believed to be able to lead movies ...

So ... I’m a little bit lost. By “everyone”, he really means every man, since women have already been doing it on prestige tv ever since someone thought up the moniker “prestige tv” — see generally, Olivia Wilde in Vinyl (which wasn’t even renewed despite all the “prestige”, which I suspect was related to the cost of…

That is horrible and I’m sorry that happened to you. I went to one of the STD clinics in NYC to get tested for stuff and the tests included a pelvic exam. I was a very attractive 23 year old at this point. I had a young male doctor who examined me and then said that there was some discoloration on my labia and he…

Hearsay no. Witness testimony yes.

I am absolutely sickened at what these young girls and young women went through at the hands of this monster.