Just a reminder that there is no genuine track record of Satanist child abuse anywhere in the world.

Christianity’s record, however...

I remember this. A friend brought this and other cases of that time up a couple of days ago, in fact.

“Maybe I have overlearned the lesson of staying calm, biting my tongue, digging my fingernails into a clenched fist, smiling all the while, determined to present a composed face to the world.”

Every Hallmark Christmas movie:

My mom loves the Hallmark Christmas movies. One day I was kinda making fun of the titles by making up my own. My mom then says “That’s a real movie!!!!” The title I made up that happened to be real- A Grandpa For Christmas.

I’m right there with you. I thought the petticoats would trump Jesus, but sadly no.

I’ve had When Calls the Heart on my Netflix radar for ages, because BOY do I love a costume drama! But I’m a born atheist and faith stuff makes me queasy, so you have saved me some time.

I’ll have you know I waste time in myriad ways-putting crap on my face is just one of them, and it’s nowhere close to being the most frivolous.

Says the woman with the immaculate cheekbones and gorgeous hair. :)

What a dumbass. Not only can trying to view the eclipse without glasses burn your eyes, but the eclipse doesn’t really look like an eclipse at all without the glasses unless you’re in the path of totality, at the moment of totality. Without the glasses, the sun is too bright to discern its shape.

I read it first as “Kid Money”. And just for a moment I thought to myself, “Huh. That’s both apt as a rapper name, and a surprisingly astute way to own your privilege at the same time, Cara. Well done.”

Here’s what I took away from this article:

Remember the people who claimed they were going to vote for him because he was rich and he wouldn’t be corrupted?

The rule this crapfest is following is from Hero 101: The true hero MUST refuse glory before having it thrust upon him by circumstance.

This, Arya basically turned into every jackass on the internet that blames Sansa for everything bad that happens and ignores the fact that she was a terrified child being manipulated by several adults in positions of power.

Good grief.

I’m sorry but the only Stark worth a single goddamn is Uncle Benjen

If you ever wanna have a real good (read: terrible) time, pick a Conservative-leaning Facebook page discussing all this and remind them that Robert E. Lee was a slaveowner and a traitor. You will learn real quick just what kind of history some people in this country have been taught. The way some people tell it, Lee…

as this is the internet, i suspect by this time next year we’ll all be driving down Freeway McRoadFace.