I commented on one of those. Something to the effect of "Oh great, a new way to let your impressionable daughter know she's a piece of property! She "belongs" to her father until he decides to let someone pork her? Great way to let a young woman know her worth!"
Dear people who hate gay people because they find butt sex squicky -
Send them a link to this if you want:
ERMAGHERD I LUHRV DIS COMMMMMMENT
Because this is the internet, I am going to make this be about cats. I used to have a white board on the fridge where people wrote down whatever books, movies, or records they borrowed. One day I saw "Boris Goes North" in my boyfriend's handwriting. Two days later, it had been replaced by "Return of the Boris" by my…
An older lady ahead of me at the doctors office the other day could not pay her copay because it had raised recently from what it had been. She didn't have any money and said she'd have to reschedule.
*Love* this Thinsulate coat from J Crew. SUPER warm. It is so classic and cute, and can handle the frigid Midwest winter. It is expensive from J Crew ($350) but I found mine on eBay brand new for $100. CANNOT live without this coat!
My grandmother told me that. I told her I wasn't in the mood to buy a whole pig if all I wanted was a little sausage once in a while.
I can't find weight/reach comparisons, but here's my take on this as someone who has trained for years in a striking art: ehhhh.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH ALL OF YOU THIS POST IS NOTHING WITHOUT THIS
I married one, we have a beautiful baby girl with her daddy's hair.
I'd say something sarcastic, but I thought "camel toe" was "a kind of shoe"— like these:
Also, she was probably born in 1996. Just putting that out there so the commentariat can feel the grossness I currently feel answering this question.
Silver Lining Alert!
She was also probably not responsible for the Atlanta Olympic bombing.
That's not nothing in a relationship, you know.
I take an Ativan before every flight because I am scared to death the kid is going to annoy people. She never does*, but I have serious anxiety over it.
Your apartment has six fucking rooms?!
i taped the word "santa" to a gourd left over from halloween
When I was in college, my housemates and I made BRA TREE because we couldn't afford ornaments. Also because #feminism.
"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."