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The first one and being pretty and standing still so the film camera can capture you

This is a good list. Much better than the pice of garbage the backpack-hipsters at grantland put up the other day.

tiniest violin in the world playing just for the college athletes

The kid was stalling. Dude had to go watch some Rob Dydrek.

Songwriters have been writing about slobbing knob for decades, but usually they have the artistry to hide it in metaphor.

Oh man. You really desire some sort of electric arguement. I am not your Bill O'Reilly.

Shouldnt SOMETHING be private? Should her next hit be about taking a shit?

While he isnt the person to make this point; Someone could have made this point and not been far from right. Beyonce really shouldnt be doing songs about blowing Jay-Z in the back of a limo. Isnt she friends with Michelle Obama?

When you put links in that little revolving top left area, people think the link is important or relevant to their interests. Emma Stone lip synching was neither funny, relevant to my interests, or interesting. Please get it right.

Raysism is pretty funny. Why are people saying so many mean things about him?

hey, some people boss' are cocksuckers and they DONT make ten million a year.

I wasnt that affected by this scene. You are just looking for things to hem and haw about.

not trolling, when i was 17 i ate the arch deluxe happily many a lunch break by choice. Was baked but still...

+a million for "i'm in the ground and im dead fun made this happen(sic)"

john wall isnt that good and neither is colin cowherd. Nothing to see here.

agreed. Headline should read 'Man with lottery ticket-lucky job gives it away to someone else'

That wasnt in the least bit interesting.

This stuff is really bad.

Shocking that an outside writer could have taken something completely out of context and tried to make news out of it. Writers would never make a person look bad to sensationalize a story.

Because Theo didnt want the manager to have more power than him and Theo took that job to be there for a decade not 3 years.