Read the rules just now, what a great read, now can you go fuck yourself?

That is not an illegal hit.

Wasn't being sarcastic. But Amy is smart in addition to being beautiful, so she knows that already.

This is an important story.

So what's the 'thing' here?

Good job Amy. Keep on writing cool 1994 related articles like this. 34 year olds will celebrate you!

Yeah. That would be SO interesting.

I always wondered what those kids who killed Natalie Halloway might have done with their spare time.

Very accurate description of yoga dvd's.

I dont get the tone of the last few paragraphs. Rg3 is a highly paid superstar athlete; not someone drafted into service without choice. People dont read about rg3 to feel sorry for him.

What? I dont understand 'asshole.'

Reddit is just stupid twenty somethings trying to impress other stupid twenty somethings. Gaurantee that none of this is true.

You are wrong. You realize that, i know, but you have a lust-on for this guy. Anyone with eyes can see that.

Fined for "giving him the business."

He probably forgot he has seen 'the Chappelle show' and thinks those memories are from his real life and not TV.

It is like the ONLY reason anyone cares about this story is that word.

Only a person with an absurd amount of over-confidence does something like this. 99% sure theres some blonde girlfriend somewhere listening to him tell her how great he is

Huh?

Tom Chambers falls out of bed dunking on two guys.

I know you at deadspin want to get some sort of credit for your all encompassing incognito-gate coverage, but i can honestly say that i dont care about this story. All the hand wringing and opinions from people that dont know anything abiut being in a locker room are getting very old.