The best part is, now she doesn't have to go to Detroit

This isn't the first time A-Rod has abandoned the Yankees in October.

Your problem wasn't lack of horsepower, it was lack of proper planning.

This should do nicely.

My hand found its way to his heart and stayed there all the way through second base.

That's not fair, Cleveland lost the internet months ago, they are at a disadvantage in the voting.

Looks like the only thing that won't quit in Tampa is MRSA.

And that could be as many as 15 people!

Isn't taking a shit in the street in Cleveland considered urban renewal, or a beautification project?

It's important to note that Mike Glennon uh, wasn't very good at NC State.

Home run. Always the home run.

99% of the people reading this article outside of Austin and San Fran are first learning that Colt McCoy plays for the Niners.

There couldn't possibly have been enough air in that small space for all those mouths to breathe.

They should give them to the last 18,000 people in the stadium at the end of the game.

if i have to choose between two giant self-interested, self-inflated, institutional entertainment sell-outs, i'll take M.I.A. Because: breasts.

They just need to trade for Pacman Jones for some veteran stripper fighting leadership.

"...The Ravens' situation, its just insoluble."

The biggest shame here is the Truth will not be a Celtic jersey, that would sell like hot cakes.

Just the tip, to see how it feels.