It's solid, but it's no Barkevious Mingo.

The Ferguson family has a rich history of great names.

This joke only made it about 3/5 of the way there.

Yes. Yes, you are. Personally, I'd prefer to do just about any other household chore before washing stuff by hand.

The League of Extraordinary(ly Lonely) Gentlemen

At least whoever was House Lannister can always be counted on to pay his entrance fee.

Dennis and his friends had to take time off from their busy schedules of not getting laid.

The government cashed in on it, why can't they?

Or you learn how to take critism like a fucking adult.

you're not wrong, but crap like this is the reason why it's the thick of the pennant race and no one seems to care (and i say this as a huge baseball fan).

People say the team name is the most offensive part of the franchise. I have my opinions.

I think I should start a company that washes children's mouths out with soap when parents are too chicken-shit or stupid to do it themselves.

Where else can milky white middle class Starbucks chuggers armed with their smartphones ditch a few of the easier cast off trappings of our modern, soul-sucking society for a week and pretend that living in the desert, not bathing, washing your own dishes, and pooing on the ground (or in a port-a-potty) is somehow…

You know-

Does Eli have some weird disease in which he is incapable of playing two halves of football? And by disease I mean something other than his autism.

The Giants are one hit away from starting Curtis Painter.

Can Jacksonville be relegated or something? Not just the Jaguars, the whole city.

Eli / Romo game is like Dumb / Dumber after just watching Rodgers / Kapernick... just another level of play completely.

How many times must we see these two play this exact same game?