Are you sure the Giants actually have an offensive line and didn't just get some used turnstiles from the MTA at a junk yard?

It must really suck living life perpetually looking for something to complain about. Maybe try not eating your cornflakes with piss; most of the world uses milk.

Dan Snyder bought the Redskins from the Cooke family in 1999.

The best part is, since I am usually force fed their garbage games in my area, I can mute the TV and turn up the Benny Hill theme song on loop and they sync perfectly.

You sure that wasn't Michael lookin for come rock?

ArcGIS is the worst sans mouse

Deion Sanders school of tackling

"A diamondbacks legend"

So, it's everyone else's job to accommodate your stupid child's shortcomings?

Why do we need to stop these people? Gene pool needs a Valdeez sized clean up effort anyways.

A real "class act"

That's better than what most guys named Sal ooze.

CANT WAIT...TO EAT CHEESESTEAKS

Vick had it coming to him.

Eventually? Clearly, you have never spent time around a college football player.

If Ariel Castro stuck around a little longer, he could have easily worked this into his defense.

He is going to be fined $50k for launching himself

Metal detector probably didnt find it because little machine screws like that are usually chromed.

Also, why have 4 kids when you are so in debt?
Sounds like you are just a giant fuck up with nobody to blame but yourself