This had nothing to do with PED use. It was about ARod not being able to keep his purple lips shut. Nobody likes a snitch.

I see your Pam Oliver and raise you Jamele Hill and Chris Berman

What's next, taking him to a dog rescue? What is he trying to prove to us?

"hot Montreal"
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I agree. I got burned badly once by moving my car to be helpful to traffic flow. Some bitch ran a stop sign and the noses of our cars collided. Since we moved, the police called it a no fault accident. My rates went up and I had to pay for it all. Fucking dumb.

The Jeremy Lin drive is slow and prone to crashes.

A truly brilliant piece authored by Del Taco.

My "okay I guess I'll wear that cup now" moment came in 3rd grade or so when I was at a college baseball game. The SS took a direct hit liner off the nuts and the ball ricocheted off him all the way back to the catcher in the air. My dad turned to me and said something about what would have happened if he wasn't…

I am eagerly awaiting a former player to self-immolate so I can make an NBA jam joke...

Lets be honest, the world would be much better off if more of us started burning churches.

Maybe you should take an anatomy class and learn that an erection is just a natural reaction of blood flow from repeated stimulation. Which is exactly is what is happening when you grind on some dudes crotch. It doesn't even mean he is attracted to you or finds you remotely good looking not just means his dick thinks…

Jesus Christ. Get the fuck over it already.

Also your pizza sucks. Take your stupid tomato paste casserole and fuck right off.

"Seriously, this city is so confused, it's a miracle people don't show up to Bears games wearing Cubs jerseys."

I usually pick Czabe over Mike & Mike in the mornings. Lesser of two evils. Don't like it too muh aside from the nostalgia sports equipment segments.

This is almost word for word what was "argued" about on the local sports radio yesterday ad nauseum. 8 hours of this bullshit. And you can go and wrap it up in 3 sentences. Thank you.

Potassium Enhancing Drugs.