Fartknocker
Fartknocker
Fartknocker

Maybe you should take an anatomy class and learn that an erection is just a natural reaction of blood flow from repeated stimulation. Which is exactly is what is happening when you grind on some dudes crotch. It doesn't even mean he is attracted to you or finds you remotely good looking not just means his dick thinks

Jesus Christ. Get the fuck over it already.

Also your pizza sucks. Take your stupid tomato paste casserole and fuck right off.

"Seriously, this city is so confused, it's a miracle people don't show up to Bears games wearing Cubs jerseys."

I usually pick Czabe over Mike & Mike in the mornings. Lesser of two evils. Don't like it too muh aside from the nostalgia sports equipment segments.

This is almost word for word what was "argued" about on the local sports radio yesterday ad nauseum. 8 hours of this bullshit. And you can go and wrap it up in 3 sentences. Thank you.

Potassium Enhancing Drugs.

Potassium Enhancing Drugs.

Use your brain. It's really not that hard, people.

Once upon a time, several friends and I ran a weakened moving gig on the side during the summer to take advantage of all the college students for some extra cash. We found Penske to be the absolute best. They were closed on Sundays, so a one day rental that you picked up on 6AM Saturday was good for the entire

Fisher's communications degree from Arkansas Little Rock really helped the lockout last time around....

Came here to post the exact same thing. If Ridell, Schutt, Nike etc had tapped this niche market first, this would not be an issue.

There are sports at the Winter Olympics?

"I call her THHUUPERRRR"

What a fuckin moron. Even a chimp can tell a pig's gender.

Do you have siblings? Have you all considered the Menendez brothers route for your mom? She sounds like she is not fit for living.

Motherfucker had a live hand grenade and only killed two people with it? That just seems inefficient.

Luckily it's engine is known for reliably turning over.

Firsties!!!!!1