When the Packers read the scouting report they did not know his ability to get to the hole was in reference to a box of munchkins.

A dream come true

Sick for dick

I blame the Kinja autocorrect function and a shitty iPhone keyboard. Plus I am a numbers guy. Grammar is for starbucks baristas. Blow me.

Now that you are under the same employer umbrella what are the chances we can get you to fight Skip Bayless in some sort of Foxy Boxing event for charity?

Just because my username eludes to me talking out if my ass doesn't mean I am entirely full of shit.

Nate, as a demographer, I want to thank you for bringing the importance of data modeling and numerical data analysis in public policy to the spotlight. Your election models really made people see the power of statistics and has helped validate the importance of my work to many if the elected officials I work for.…

NOBODY MAKES ME SPILL MY OWN MONSTER ENERGY DRINK

7. Drugs

Ahhh yes, the very rare New Balance 993

Finally, an Internet dating site with results you can take to the bank.

I know there is some sort of joke to be made about this, but I just can't seem to figure it out. It's right there on the tip of my nose.

In what type of world can't a jungle bunny hang out with his tiger cub friend?

You sure this wasn't shot from Stuart Scott's Google Glass cam?

That has been broken since Wilpon bought the team.

wrestling hasn't seen this big of a swan dive since Owen Hart

He crushed the 2009 ALDS/ALCS but his WS numbers were pretty bad. He batted only .250 and had 8 strikeouts in only 20 at bats.

This is what happens when you crowdfund your grounds crew.

LOL @ the notion of him gettin credit for a WS win. He is the opposite of Mr October.

Can we get a YouTube review?