Give the guy a break. He was obviously distracted by the weird ghost lamp floating next to him.

Goddamn that actually delivered. (The fight.) I love these “Crazy motherfucker wants to fight the whole team, actually DOES” brawls. Give it to Amir Garrett, he was committed the whole way.

Yeah, other WYTS columns include jokes; this one is just a list of facts.

When a man and a woman love each other.... or sometimes a man and a man, or two women, or a non-binary individual and a man, or a non-binary individual and a woman, or any number of other individuals I’m not currently addressing, they may decide to interact with each other in a way that makes both their bodies feel…

If you think white supremacists have valid points I'm doubting how progressive you really are. 

I’m sure Kenny Loggins has something to say about screw ups in this trailer.

#whereskenny

I don’t want to make a thing of this but I think, down here in the comments section, there’s a difference between “I’m willing to make a joke about this” and “I don’t think this is a serious thing”. There are lots of things that are serious and terrifying in the world that people joke about to help cope with the stark…

Apology accepted.

Another infuriating, stark reminder that abusers don’t fit any specific profile, they’re everywhere. Apologies for apparently being one of the few commenters who don't find this funny.

This is Kinja Mount Rushmore material

*Richie Incognito throws his father’s arms up in disgust*

If I know Hector Neris as well as I think I do, this outburst of emotion after closing out a win against a quality opponent will surely lead to another shaky outing where we wonder how the hell this guy is still the closer.

Phillies fan here. Love the Dodgers for 2008 and 2009. 

But he stood on her throat and didn't kneel, right?

Instead, Pluribus first uses self-play, in which it plays against itself over trillions of hands to formulate a basic strategy.

“Hi, I’m new Coyote Phil Kessel. On the ice, I let my stick do the talking. Off the ice:

Makes perfect sense to me. People who move to Arizona just to hang out in the casino all day make up 12% of the state’s economy. I’m gonna send him a coin bucket and half a pack of Marlboro 100s to congratulate him on his early retirement.

“PARDON ME WHILE I BURST... INTOOOO CRABS”

I don’t know about a succubus, but hang around your local state fair and Incubus will show up