Anything that keeps him out of the batter’s box is good in my eyes.

Ha ha, he doesn’t know what the shells are for!

In related news all restaurants will now be Taco Bell’s.

A fair point, though I still think retaining the option is a benefit that many overlook.  Usually the best time to convert is when you’re income is lowered for some reason—like when you’re switching jobs.

i think thats a harry potter spell.

I wouldn’t call an off-handed joke a “rabid anti-tesla rant”, but I guess if you’re hyper-sensitive you could perceive it as such.

Jesus. I had a daughter that was still born at 36 weeks almost exactly 11 years ago. At the time I was working in the media (not on Reali’s scale, but I covered local news and had a talk show that was fairly well-rated) and the pregnancy impending fatherhood had become part of the regular conversation during our…

Solo is the best of the Disney movies. Like hands down no argument best.

Good piece, David.

This is the finest kind, Roth. Glad you write for this website I spent far too much time on.

For the record, Vanbiesbrouck is actually best remembered for inexplicably still being the starting Rangers goalie in NHL 94, forcing me to manually bench him for Richter every time I played.

If any of you ladies in Carolina are interested:

Imagine being older than 15 and describing yourself as a “stoolie” unironically. It’s breathtaking.

Fuck the NFL. I can only hope this backfires spectacularly.

Hey, hockey is awesome, and playoff hockey is awesome-r! Always room on the hockey wagon!

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And yet, all you have to do to not flush your life down the toilet publicly is to simply avoid being an asshole, but so many people find this strategy absolutely baffling.

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TThe example you showed was about pucks in the air. That puck was on the ice. And the paint is not several inches below the ice. So parallax errors are not in play. It was not determined to be a goal, beasue the goal line was obscured by snow.

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