Less distracted driving?

How about ticketing cyclists who blow past stop signs and red lights, cut off moving cars, and threaten pedestrians? Because where I live that’s pretty much all we see.

I also don’t want to be chopped up by airplane propellers or sucked into a jet engine. So those need to be changed.

Now that i think about it, i don’t want to be chopped up by lawnmower blades or blenders.

There are tons of ways to get killed by machinery. All of these accidents are preventable. They all involve…

Oh, please. Unless you keep you 9 year old away from the internet - somehow - and don’t let them interact with other kids their age who aren’t similarly weirdly disconnected, there gonna see a lot more explicit content than that movie probably every day.

While I agree with you, there are still certain things I would rather not have to describe or define to my 5- and 7-year-old kids at this point in their life. 

Meanwhile, Cybertrucks brick from going through a car wash. 😂

Isn’t the tech billionaire motto “forget certifications, let’s break stuff...”

Or is that just on submersibles? 

He who clowns on Tesla for a copy/paste error is he who just repeated the same mistake.  Proofread much?

“Because imagine you are sitting with your children and watching the race and then someone is saying all of this dirty language. I mean, what would your children or grandchildren say? What would you teach them if that is your sport?”

So my wife is a rapper then? Because my God that woman can curse. In her early - late 20s she worked with commercial fishermen. To this day she can turn the air blue if something requires that vocabulary. Neither of our kids are big on swearing. We never hid it from them, but we did teach them about time and place,…

counterpoint:  i want all the swearing.  give me more. 

Kinda racist, though, eh..?

On behalf of all of humanity, can we just fucking not do this?

My point was that the iPhone was NOT an innovation. It was a flashy repackaging of existing stuff. Same as the iPod, or anything else Apple did after the Apple II.

#1. It’s Japan. They’ve never needed an excuse for obscure, niche contests.
#2. It’s Jalopnik. At least this one has cars and driving. Be thankful.

Wild how this column praises the “grit and determination” of, and even romanticizes at times, a common criminal. The downward slide of Jalopnik continues.

Serves briefly as a boat, in the same way Oceangate’s ship served briefly as a submarine.

Yup, they need to do waymo work on this tech.

The idea of Wawa creeping “north” sounds so alien to me living in next to Wawa HQ in PA.

Seatbelts, kids. They are there for a reason.