I thought that was funny, too. In interviews they said things like, "People just want a real conclusion to Lightning's story. The fans keep demanding it, so we're going to give them what they want. We're ready to move on to a new story with new characters, but the fans want Lightning!"

No, Squeenix, they do not. We all…

This is why I'm extraordinarily wary of converting to digital games. I did through via Steam basically out of necessity (and yes, the sales were too good to refuse), but I'm absolutely not ready to do so for consoles yet.

Gamecube was only a financial failure, mostly due to poor marketing made worse by inability to effectively compete with behemoths like Microsoft and Sony on equal terms.

Yawn. Congratulations, you know how to do the first thing any script kiddie learns. We're all very impressed. Just remember: Christmas break is almost over, so you'll have to find a way to keep this up remotely once you have to go back to the 8th grade.

And don't forget:

Someone should get all these people in touch so they can swap and get what they wanted. Then shoot them.

You don't need a sweet jacket. That exclusive Gamestop DLC will keep ya warm!

I don't know, right now I hate the aesthetic Star Citizen is going for and the game seems rather aimless with what it's trying to accomplish besides being really pretty.

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."

It's official.

So we came to an agreement?

I bet if you reverse that .gif it looks like the PS4 prints post-it notes.

I honestly have no idea what the problem was with the tweet. I mean i just don't get it?

I'm sure on an individual basis everyone thinks they're just having some harmless fun. Thousands, if not hundreds of thousands of people doing the same thing, though, results in something a little shittier.

The 5 days listening to "Do Me Johnny Boker" while I playtested this game still haunt me. Love the shanties, but that song. Seriously.

REMEMBER MY NAME

So...the Kinect is still a piece of surveillance hardware.

Got it. Definitely never having an xbone in my house. This isn't a feature for the consumer, this is a feature for all of those marketing companies. No thanks.

It will also fix the game's lack of Marvel superheroes and authentic Starbucks signage.

Ha, well, the PC version will also fix the aiming, won't it?