Get close to her face. If her eyes go to your lips, kiss her. If not, back off.

SO true. I definitely had times when I was younger where I let peer pressure lead me away from relationships that probably would've been fulfilling purely because of societal expectations and fears. Of all the mistakes I've made in my life, those are the ones I'm most ashamed of.

I do consider myself a feminist, in the sense that I believe in gender equality. I absolutely believe feminism and porn are compatible. Not synonymous, obviously, but definitely compatible. As a woman, I am doing what I want to do with my body- just as a man would, except he would be able to do it without the same…

Yeah, I don't think this is commentary on forcing yourself to be attracted to someone who you're not attracted to. It's about letting societal pressure bully you out of being attracted to someone who you ARE attracted to.

Is attraction really as cut and dry as you think it is? Could you really not be attracted to "the perfect man for you" because of his hair color? Have you never grown attracted to someone after spending some time with them and falling in love with their personality, then they become the sexiest person ever to you? …

What is that distant sound, you ask?

It's kind of amazing how successful the casino industry has been at branding card counting as cheating. The NJ courts came down on the side of the card counters back in the 80's, so the Atlantic City casinos aren't allowed to ban anyone for it anymore. If Vegas casinos weren't collectively by far the biggest…

Yeah, this! When you first read that he's been kicked out for counting cards, it sounds like Affleck was doing something illegal and shady. But then you look into what "counting cards" IS, and suddenly it becomes clear that the casino is banning Ben because he's smart enough to play in a way that improves his chances…

I hate myself for laughing at this.

The article doesn't say anything about Affleck using any mechanical or electronic aids to count cards. If he's doing it all in his head he's not in any way breaking the law, or even cheating, he's just good at cards and the casinos are kicking him out because of that.

Casey Kasem's disappearance looks like a job for Scooby-Doo!

I guess this is in the same vein as people telling you not to go grocery shopping when you're hungry.

Because, suddenly, two party size bags of Doritos and a pound of cheese seems like a good idea.

I definitely order too much food, but it's often to meet minimums.

I know airport employees who have done that. Buy an annual membership for $400 or so bucks. Get free snacks & drinks after work whenever you want.

Yeah. Right.

This is better than my INSIDER BEYONCE INFO from someone who has worked with her who I knew when I was writing for TV, which is: Beyonce is a huge pothead.

Basicallllly I was in an Uber with two friends and we started talking about music and the driver decided to share his opinions about big pop stars of our time, which meant that of course we got to Beyoncé. Naturally the driver had thoughts, but his were based on his allegations that he used to be Solange's driver but…

In any case, the Uber driver I had a few months ago who stopped driving Solange and Beyoncé because he said they were "rude" and "not that pretty" is probably feeling really vindicated right now.

One plan is to hit up a place with endless salad, bread, whatever, and actually go with the endless item for your "first meal" then simply get the entree to go. I've done this before, and pasta heats well enough, so it usually works out well.