If you have a newer Dremel Rotary power drill/craft saw, on the cord label it says "Not to be used for Dentistry"

I love it, I crack up every time I look at it, I have had for a couple of months now.

Woo hoo even in a messed up men only voting alt-universe Washington State is STILL a blue state. Well if there was a mini map by region/City it would show pretty much only the greater Seattle area as blue.

I was mostly being funny (fail) and I understand that this is a good thing for vegs and carnies also I would use this as a vaccine or some kind of supplement.

So you won't eat animal based products but you would eat people based products?

Pugs are always the best Cosplayers, bravo for the desert setting.

wow that sounds pretty scary

I do too, my thumbs are really large, big toe large, so I guess I should not throw stones

I think it is, what causes that?

Awww the thumbs, I do like that the bitchy princess has a defect though

That was only in Florida, and it was because it was 1.5% difference in the votes, and it was an automatic re-count that is set in the Florida State Constitution.

With the most basic encryption there is, key is generated at registration and tied to their name, when that person votes that same key is matched. All of the other items in your list can be handled pretty simply, the only problem is the States themselves as they are responsible for all of the voting gear and access.…

First frickin Sandy now this!!!! ok, ok I am better now. Hey why is Mitt Romney's name the first thing that pops up when I type Cracked? Cyriaque, So long and thanks for all the fish!!!!!!

I am amazed that they have never truly been seen, we have been hunting whales for centuries, unless because of their small size we just didn't see them as economical, or just thought they were some kind of dolphin.

Well I guess that excuse that it is all rainy and crappy outside sounds kind of lame now.

As one sentient deviant program to another I say thank you.

Does anyone else have the theme music from the Six Million Dollar Man playing in your head?

oooh thank you, I have been looking forward to this.

Shenanigans! I call Shenanigans!

I used to have a poster with an old Conan the King sitting on his throne and he had a beard, and of course a sexy barely dressed lady friend at his side. This is what I imagine a new Arnold version would be like.