>and spending some on "living out your dreams,"<

That happend to my girlfriend, she had her IUD, and a week or so afterward she thought something didn't feel right, so the first time we had sex after the implant it scraped that crap out of so bad. They decided that because the shape of her uterus, that it would be better for her (and me) to just go back on the pill.

My father-in-law used to be a world class customer/extortionist in the days before the internet, he would buy some random product, and send it back half eaten/used etc. with a letter stating that he worked for a local newspaper and that he would write a story on how bad a product this was unless they proved that this…

yep rarely have a I seen in such bright neon lights the word "douche" flash across my screen in a picture.

This guy is one of these Madmen wanna-be's; he wishes he could be sitting in private gentlemen's club slapping waitress's on the ass and saying "Hey doll, get me a Martini"

My first president memory was Jimmy Carter, and I called him the Peanut Man. I like Brock-O-Rama much better.

"These guys steal alot of stuff and now are resorting to taunting me because we are putting in so much effort to recovering what we can."

Do you get a mini-fan that blows your hair in the most perfect way with this cut?

Is she having a stroke? MEDIC!!!

This is a bad thing?

That's cool;I guess you can call it a birthmark, but it is a really a lack of melanin in that area. Hopefully she doesn't get the nickname skunky or something, I think she might dis-own you if that got out :)

KFC would become KFD

Are you a secret Agent? probably not; but the "Doc" has been posting here for years and yes he is a real doctor, I am he sure will not respond to your trolly post, because he is a nice person and was just trying give his opinion based on his expertise, so until you know people here why don't you "shut up"

Well you can give me your Jelly of the Month Club membership that Nick Denton gave to you as your Christmas Bonus.

:) woot

ah crap:( and Oh Cool :) all at the same time!!!! It is funny I have now come to enjoy these 3 to 4 month conversations, kind of remind me of a pen pal I had when I was kid, he was in Japan, and we would not hear from each for months at a time, but would continue our conversations about girls and anime (I was 12)…

ok Mr. Bricken you just moved up 4 points in my "Cool-O-Meter" for liking these books. You now have become an official Io9'er in my eyes (I am sure you have been waiting with bated breath for my approval)

Oh yes do a Google search with Christopher Lee + Heavy Metal and there are about 5 or 6 videos with some Scandinavian Metal band that he "Jams" with, I love this man for his "never to old for anything" attitude.

You know this conversation has been going on for about 4 months now. I am reading Consider Phlebas, by Iain M. Banks book 1 of 9 of his Culture series, I did not want to start reading his first Culture book but I got number 9 in the series so because I hate reading a later book with out reading the previous ones first…

I love the fact Christopher Lee has been scaring kids for like 60 years now