What 18 month old DOESN'T like to dance and clap? I love how stage parents use things like that to handwave criticism. Lady, an 18 moth old didn't tell you to enroll her in anything. You, though, YOU want your little bundle of talent to go out there and become the next future Disney star breakdown.

I feel like this is the only dance move you could do to it

This is one of the most well done scenes in movie history.

You guys: did you not pay attention to the fact that he has shown good behavior for four years now?! In four whole years, he hasn't tortured, killed, chopped up, or fed to dogs a single person. Why aren't we talking about all those dudes in prison he hasn't massacred?

When I first read the headline I read it a "butt talker" and I thought "now there's a talent."

i'm of two minds here. on the one hand, she's a total attention whore and basically useless. on the other, if my ass looked like that, i'd probably walk around naked year-round.

Bow down, bitches.

I dunno.

What I have learned from this whole Beyonce thing is that there is no acceptable way a woman can be sexual. Dudes (mostly conservative ones) loooove to complain about those slutty sluts who have sex out of wedlock, and they also looove to complain about how once they get married, their sex lives are over. So, you…

Um, me. Are you really making a judgment on someone else's hobbies? Some prefer to spend their free time volunteering, watching TV, or commenting on Jezebel. :) Some prefer working out. So what? Working out can be hard, yes. But so can coaching a team, writing a blog, cooking elaborate meals, selling Avon, scrubbing a…

I think the whole header is a trigger warning, actually. If you keep reading an article with a header like that, it's not going to be puppies and rainbows.

I noticed that she changed the language of her "mission" to reflect that the site is about making "health a priority," meaning working out comes before anything else, including kids, a bath and snuggling with the husband. The flipside, of course, is that you could argue that snuggling/kids/a bath *is* making "health"…

Yeah I was just trying to remember the details too, but I'm 99% sure she doesn't have a traditional job that involves leaving the house or possibly even reporting in to a boss. Her job might actually be self-promoting and selling her image, which is apparently working since I've now read multiple articles about this…

The problem with the "what's your excuse" tag line is that it pre-supposes that every one wants & values the same thing (or that they should want or value the same thing)- i.e. achieving their personal version of Fit Mom's body. It follows from that presumption that if one is not actively pursuing that goal, then one…

For the record my excuse is that spaghetti sandwiches are delicious.

-> Where babies come from.

(flipside)

-> Where her head is stuck.

Please explain how this is remotely humorous.

I'm no legal expert but isn't soliciting sex from a minor a criminal offense?

To all the people who say someone should have called the police: it probably wouldn't have made a difference.