All of this is so horrible that my brain just does not compute - I am weepy thinking of her son not recognizing her anymore. I feel like she would have had hope all that time that she would see him again and it just breaks my heart, both for her and her kid. I can't imagine how confusing this must be for him too.

"He wanted to break me and that's something he couldn't do. Because you can't break someone that's already been broken. You can only make them stronger."

My eyebrows are twitching and... they're... I DON'T EVEN KNOW. It's like they're moving to the beat of the stupid.

Re: the yoga pants thing, my most recent ex told me that my yoga pants were pornographic! He said that if I wore them in public is would be akin to cheating on him. It was the most bat shit insane thing.

If you decide to do what the Bible says, you will be alone most of the time.

John the Baptist cried out in the wilderness and people went out to listen to him. This guy cried out in the middle of the town square and everyone left. I don't know about you, but I'd say that's a clear hint from God.

"Airbnb Users Are Turning Apartments Into Sex Brothels."

And yet I loved the dig the Red Viper got in with "How fortunate you've sent your daughter Myrcella to the latter..."

Despite knowing it was coming, it was still beyond glorious. Beyond glorious.

French Montana sounds like an interesting place.

Royal Wine is not like Commoner Wine, and will just insure that the Royal Fetus is pleasantly disinterested in his/her surroundings once he/she has emerged from the Royal Womb.

I really really wanted to like RDJ. I love a good recovery comeback story. But fuck, man. I can't do it. I kind of miss the old days when it was so much harder to find this shit out about celebrities.

I would pay double my cable bill to watch that.

obviously. It's not going to blow itself, and I will be damned if microphones go unfellated on my watch.

I think I just got an awesome idea for a reality show starring Dean McDermott and Eddie Cibrian.

WhatEV, bish: having babies makes me even cooler. It's like my ovaries have superpowers...

This is a genuine comment on the E! Emma Stone article:

SOMETIMES DEAN JUST FALLS INTO OTHER WOMEN'S VAGINAS, ALRIGHT??!

"That's my worst nightmare, I cheated on my wife,"