Are there seriously women who have worked hard enough and been ambitious enough to get into Princeton that then think it's a good idea to turn around and say, "Welp, time to find me a man so I can pop out some babies." That used to happen at the religious college I went to, but not really in any significant numbers. …

In 2006, after a very long and expensive custody battle with his ex-wife, a friend of mine won custody of his two children. When he inquired about receiving child support from his ex wife he was essentially laughed out of the courtroom. The judge told him "not to get greedy" and that no man should ask for child…

That sucks. We had a few screaming, crying, wall punching, chair kicking, toy throwing tantrums when I cut out the pre nap time nursing session. It was a couple of days of misery and just offering milk instead before she gave up and just let me read her a story before I put her to bed. It's been almost a week since…

Ha ha, my almost 2 year old grabs my boobs in the grocery store and says, "Boobies. Mama's boobies." Then she laughs and tries to shove her face into them. What is it about the goddamn grocery store?

On the one hand, I'm really glad that women who can't or don't want to breast feed can rest easy knowing that they haven't consigned their child to being a pump jockey. It's unfair the way women have been given shit for perfectly legitimate choices about feeding their kids.

14. No bikini body stress. She has to wear layers of long clothing if she wants to go swimming, so no one sees her body anyway.

Yes, seltzer water with a splash of lemonade or pomegranate juice both kills the craving for soda and has flavor without being more than, like, 20 calories.

Everything about this story makes me angry.

That made me giggle out loud.

crah-sohnt, I guess.

Thus is the power of J-Law, she can even compel apologies from tabloids!

I see a cape, too.

I want to think that this is a dig at Stephanie Meyers, who went adverb crazy in the Twilight books (well, the first one, the only one I could get through). I'm still reeling from Meyer's use of the word cursorily (as in, "He glanced at it cursorily").

He probably thought, "They're not going to recast me, not on a prestige show like that. I've got them over a barrel." Oops.

Oh, god, the feels! All the feels! I would really like to go hug Beady, the stuffed bear my grandfather gave me when I was two, but my two year old is currently snuggling him while she naps.

That was my question, too.

That is some buuuuuuuuulllshit!

I had no nausea with Falcontoddler. None, not any, and she is very definitely a girl. Now I'm pregnant again and I'm basically just kinda queasy all the time and heaven help me if I encounter an unpleasant smell. So, who knows what I'm having.

It's not easy to find gender neutral stuff and it only gets harder once they get past about 6 months. I was able to find some yellow stuff, mostly with ducks on it, when Falcontoddler was a baby, but it wasn't easy. It's really annoying.

It's also about time. We're having chicken soup for dinner tonight (because it's kind of cold and rainy here and two people in my household are nursing colds, so it seemed reasonable). I purchased everything necessary to make this soup (which will feed three of us tonight and probably have three servings of…