You posted a mean comment about a guy who saved people who were going to burn to death. Think about that shit for a moment. I mean, well done. Your soul actually hit rock bottom in an internet comment section. That, no one's friend, is quite a feat.

Are you in Gladstone? That always feels like another dimension.

Most of the time, my team's cornpone Midwestern shtick grates on me, but this is one of those rare occasions where being a Royals fan feels kind of special and good instead of pointless and miserable.

Just look at his amazing celebration after the game.

That's dedication. I can barely be bothered to make the four hour drive to a Twins game.

Poor guy will weigh 300 pounds in a week.

HUNTER PENCE USES INTERNET EXPLORER.

The biggest douche in this video is Patrick Benson for filming in fucking portrait mode.

As a fantasy owner, I'm thinking the rigid object that needed to be quickly disposed of may have actually been Stevan Ridley.

My dad recently died of lymphoma so this really hits home. If putting Chris Berman on TV will cure cancer once and for all, then I'm all for doing the right thing and not putting Chris Berman on TV.

all of it.

As a baseball fan I take offense to your small minded, self serving, snide little remark. My favorite things about baseball are those things that have endured the test of time. The fact that there are still scoreboard operators manually doing this job is part of the romance of going to Wrigley or Fenway. Just because…

Look, if Tim Tebow was your new co-worker, you'd be trying hard to help him find another job too.

Well, it DOES hurt, and I'm not even a Chiefs fan nor do I have anything against the Colts, but that really did hurt. Still, I don't think it's fair to just slam the defense when they held till practically all of their major play makers were out of the game. The endless injuries were agonizing, because it seemed so…

Losing Flowers was a big reason that Indy was suddenly making a lot of offensive plays. I mean Luck had what, 3 picks? You lost 5 of your starters (of 22) you aren't going to do as well.

Well, it's a good thing Kansas City can let this loss roll right off its backs and not have it hanging around daily until Royals season starts. Yep. Nothing like forgiving and forgetting... tomorrow is a new day... Oh fuck....

No, Fountain Mom!!!

I'm not 100% on my cricket rules, but I'm pretty sure after that catch the pink team got a double wicket which allowed them to bowl two behinds and a googleplex forcing the other team to modulate the flux capacitor. That led to a series of events, including a rare diptheria mallet, over the next two weeks where pink…