Man, I'm looking exactly like Troy right now. Holding in a bowel movement waiting for the extended family to leave so I can go nuclear on that bathroom. Feast like a king, release like a king.
Alright guys, let's do this. Let's comment on this article without referencing "Schiano men" or Richie Incognito. I'll start.
The last time a former Cardinal was involved in litigation it cost the Catholic Church over $100 million.
Got 99 points but the bitch ain't won.
Broncos 51, Cowboys 48: It seems appropriate that there were only two late games this week, because this game had…
This guy took baseball away from lots of children.
TOM THIS IS AMERICA. IF 9/11 TAUGHT US N-E-THING ITS THAT AMERICA STANDS FOR FREEDOM FOR ALL PEOPLE. IF JR SMITH WANTS TO BE A MOSLEM AND EXPRESS HIS RELIGIOUS BELIEVES THATS HIS RIGHT AS AN AMERICAN WEATHER WE LIKE IT OR NOT!!!
[sits back in chair, folds arm]
"One of his favorite things to do is put on LeBron's championship ring (he has to use two fingers)."
A lonely mother gazing out of her jail cell
Staring at a guard that she just can't touch
Just to get out of this jam
She'll let him inside
Even though she swears she’s not a slut
But all the daiquiris just ain't helping at all
'cause she can't seem to keep
Herself out of trouble
So she goes out in the fountain
And…
Wow. At this point in the season, going in the tank is usually the Royals' job.
It's Buddy Biancalana. I will finally be vindicated when that sonofabitch owns up to it.
You're right. It clearly sucks.
Keith Olbermann: [reads column]
What a coincidence, I have a Dominican carrying my favorite team too.
He looks like the world's happiest lesbian.
Given the college reunion season, this is also excellent advice for Providence residents worried about encountering Chris Berman.