Yeah, question 87 on the Wonderlic is a little-known facet in many teams' decision making.

"When a member of his posse fraternizes with those he has a beef with, an NFL player should arrange their brutal slaying:

A) Always.
B) Never.
C) Only if the fucker's really asking for it."

The Aaron Hernandez story is most definitely a Mount Rushmore candidate for my NewsRadio Theory. Hear me out. Both stories involve beloved franchises (Patriots and the NBC comedy zenith of the late '90s). Both had tons of potential (Hernandez's breakout game in Week 2 of 2010, NewsRadio's "Bitch Session" episode of…

"we weren't expecting that much shit in the clubhouse til the Cubs series next month."

Whether it's a cigar or a hot dog, it's undoubtedly hotter than any of the Astros' bats this season.

Blown Call

According to reports, the incident occurred after Mr. Tamas made an ill-advised comment about Mr. Marriotti's shoes.

If they were in fact his roommates this would put the "Bros Before Massive FBI Investigation Into Terrorist Activity" adage to the test.

This will all be cleared up once one of those bros clarifies what he meant when he told authorities that he "bought the guy a couple Irish Car Bombs."

You take that back.

Thank you Deadspin for your coverage of this. In Every other media outlet you have to sift through ads and pop-ups to get to low res images of the suspects. And that's if they even have images, most just have a video that you can only watch after and ad.

So these two have a nice little lawsuit against the Post now, right? I'm sure Deadspin LLC will know more about this than me, a lowly salesman. But if I were one of these kids or their parents, I'd be going after the Post with guns blazing right now.

Because she's a dumb bitch.

Great job Tim. I liked that most of the clips had the time so you could see how long it took some folks to realize they'd been hoodwinked. Thank goodness for Pete Williams.

The "library" mentioned in the controlled explosion warning tweet was almost certainly the Public Library by the finish line, *not* the JFK Library.