Any list that doesn't list Darling Nikki at #1 is a flawed list. Do better, Kinja.

Hunter Pence has worse seats than Nana.

Clearly they were annoyed at the discussion of pogs.

This just goes to show how stupid people are.

THIS IS THE UNIDEDE STAFEES OF AMURRRICA. HE CAN FILM IN PORTRAIT MODE IS HE WANENTSEST.

You forgot the Royals on your char.....aw fuck it.

My favorite two writers are Drew Magary and Joe Posnanski. How much Draino should I drink?

When I saw "Squished balls" I figured there'd be more Bartolo Colon.

That's no way to beat your pussy.

Where the hell are Lemonheads??? Oh, they're all dead of diabetes? Ok.

Also: Anything by Philip Phillips until the end of time.

But seriously. Fuck you, Joe Buck.

That was Magary, right?

She can lay waste to me any time. And by that I mean she can take a giant Cleveland steamer to my chest.

I WANT TO BUY ALL THE BEERS NOW

Superfly... more like Super DIE, AMIRITE? Guys?? Hello?

Excellent timing by the university to investigate the charges. Although, admittedly, the best time would have been before she killed herself. And also prior to the news coverage. But otherwise, great job.

Well fuck, there ain't no Leotards in here. God dammit. Now I feel under dressed.

In Soviet Russia, website choose YOU.

Why the long face?