No points. I award you no points.

Rookies getting hazed is just a rite of passage. Like picking up the check at a night club. Or getting your facebook account hacked by a buddy. Or being called a half-nigger. Happens everywhere. Get over it, rook.

The Red Sox have Big Papi.

Hey, kick this football... I'll set it down for you...

It's a shame that the Paternos got screwed while the NCAA just stood by and watched.

LOST

Thanks, Obama!

Well, whatever happened, I'll bet Cardinals fans will be calling somebody a faggot or telling someone to die in a hole.

In that kid's defense, a lot of people vomited at Candlestick Park - but they were mostly 49ers fans.

On next week's episode of Diners, Drive-Ins and Dumpster Fires!

Poor guy, I knew he was feeling a little Goofy.

I wonder if Crow told the Feds about her Tuesday Night Doping Club.

This fucking guy.

Free at last!

Now how on earth would an Alabama fan have enough money to travel to Cleveland, buy playoff tickets and throw that hard earned spitter at the Devil Rays? Would you answer me that, son?

A: Any/All except Park will work fine.

I got blocked by DR a couple weeks ago. Since then, my life has been cold and without substance. Clearly my brand has suffered. I am sorry, Darren. I am so sorry.

You just got Rovell'd, BITCH!

But it is not this day.

But have you, get this, heard about this guy, get this, who plays in these new daily leagues at, get this, fanduel.com. He's like, get this, winning a bagjillion, get this, dollars every week.