Looks like they got down to the Redskins and just said "fuck it, I'm not getting fired" and simply didn't make one...

Oh my... John Elway... one word... botox. Dude. Botox.

It was the chick. The producer chick. That's my bet.

I'm surprised this doesn't happen more in football, considering how popular Monty Python's "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life" was.

You know what else is "everywhere"? Jesus. I mean, in the OK State program, not, like in the world or anything.

This is exactly three more balls than Chris Getz has.

#FalseFlag

IT'S THE BIG TWELVE! (Prostitutes)

They're gunna be guilty of murder.

That's so awesome that you did that since we talked to you yesterday.

Ke$ha is a Gamecock?

Why was the driver driving the New York Jets season?

Spotlight, Rams? They're not even a football team!!!

In school, plagiarism is frowned upon. In the real world, we justify taking other peoples' things and using it for ourselves as "not reinventing the wheel." Or something like that.

Never get involved in a land war in Asia.

His Twitter account gaining self-awareness is still a better sci-fi experience that Oblivion.

Doh! Don't have a cow, man.

Careful, boys. While "Fountain Mom" has clearly gone viral, it doesn't mean "on the internet."

<fountain Mom dries off, posts bail>

The @KCPolice account has been very twitter-savvy over the past year or so. They regularly have "Tweetalongs" and are among the best at making the department a little more personable. The person or person(s) who run the account have a fairly good sense of humor, and yes, it's legal for them to tweet her mugshot as it…