Is this like when you can spell BOOBIES on an upside down calculator?

Yet another Gator in trouble. This time in Thailand. Let's go to our Asian reporter for the update.

As Jerry Sandusky always said... If there's grass on the field... PLAY BALL!

You'd think that the Cowboys would've fertilized the field sufficiently over the past several years.

This is what happens when you hire the Royals front office to do shit during the All-Star Break.

Shame, really. That was the wide-angle lens they used when Chris Berman hosts NFL Countdown.

This is all fine, but HOW IS ROBINSON CANO????? Was he near the runner? Did security take him off near Cano? What about Mariano?

The shirts say "I <3 BJ" because they were cheaper than getting "I <3 Rolling in Flour and Searching for the Wet Spot" on them.

Chris Berman was thirsty.

Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooal.

What about the Baylor Basketball team? Didn't they kill a whole mess of folks? And yes, I'm including Brittney Griner's looks in that equation.

Have you guys seen The Wire? Great show. You. Must. See. The. Wire.

Those are some sick 1988 Walkman headsets those security guys are wearing. I'll bet they make with the good securitying as they bump to the beatz on their Discman.

Has anybody checked to make sure that's not Chris Bosh? He's been missing most of the night.

Pretty sure it's just one fat kid in a basement.

That's an awfully diverse photograph behind the letter. Seems the Maloofs went out of their way to represent the "true" Kings fans/ultra white folk.

To anyone who has ever attended a game at Kauffman, full bars have never occurred. Ever.

What else are you going to do during an Astros game? AMIRITE?

Ironically, the televisions are larger in the teams' Clubhouses which have 42" screens in the couple I've been in. (And likely the Umpire's Dressing Rooms which have many of the amenities that players' clubhouses have.)

CNN is now reporting that a "large, dark-skinned" animal has murdered.