FIFY

I haven’t been able to star anyone for days...glad the first thing I get to star again is something I fully and wholeheartedly agree with.

The fact that she’s taking these guys for test runs shows that she’s actually MORE serious about finding a potential mate than other Bachelorettes may have been. I don’t get the whole Nick thing though. Does that guy have a golden penis or something?

This brings up an interesting idea. Maybe Herzog should run? His blatant nihilism would be a refreshing balm against all of these smug dummies that think they are doing a good job of convincing us that they are smart. Either that or a minion, I think at this point we deserve a minion.

No seriously I want someone to explain to me why this company is so successful and why women love it so. Please. I’m trying to ask nicely without snark and judgement. And that’s really hard for me because I am so good at being judgmental and snarky.

DON’T WORRY. THEY CAN’T READ!

I HAVE READ ALL THE BOOKS. WHY ARE So sure? (Sorry, I got hoarse from all the shouting.)

No. Or maybe yes! WASTE YOUR LIFE READING 2,000 PAGES OR BE IN THE DARK.

THE FIRST RULE OF GAME OF THRONES FIGHT CLUB IS DON’T BELIEVE ANYTHING YOU READ SEE OR HEAR

I was baptised at 6 months, but grew up without religious influences besides Christmas and Easter celebrations (no church). One of my favourite books when I started reading was Sindbad’s adventures. When I first heard about Jesus in religious studies in elementary school my mind compared him to Sindbad and I thought…

The right to believe in make believe stories and characters that dictate our everyday lives.

How do we know that this wasn’t her plan all along? “Wrong turn,” my foot. Who goes around with eight pounds of fruit in their car? And their son knew they were going to visit him for Mother’s Day. They disappear and no alarms are being sent up? They didn’t have a phone? No one passed them on the road? It’s not like…

Not gonna lie, I had to Google Walter Conkrite. Though I don’t feel quite as bad about it after reading that he’d be about 100 years old by now at least.

Between FH and I, we have so many nieces and nephews that no way our siblings would be able to come if we didn’t allow kids. We just feel it would be poor taste to say kids who are related to us can come, but kids who are not can’t. Plus, if there are enough kids, they tend to all hang out together and ignore the…

3 years ago now i had an epic hookup at a music festival, not a wedding, or else i’d be shouting that story to the heavens in this thread. (Spoiler: he used to be a BDSM escort with his ex-wife in Germany. He knew THINGS.) Anyway, i had to walk home a mile in Montreal on a Sunday morning through Mont Royal Park in a…

One of my best girlfriend’s weddings, god love her, was approximately one month later than my official separation from my own husband (god, don’t love him.) When I told her we were getting divorced, she cried. I had to comfort her and assure her yes, I was still okay being in the wedding.

In college, I was in LOVE with this dude two years older who was frat brothers with one of my good platonic friends. My love burned so bright, up to and including the only time we ever talked, which happened when I passed him walking down the stairs at the frat house, and he said “What’s up, NotJoeyLee3?” I should…

When I was a kid we went to the wedding of someone on my mother’s side of the family. We never saw that side, so myself and my siblings only knew maybe 3 people in attendance. I think my sister was about 17 at the time. She had been making eyes at some random guy, and then they started hanging out on the dance floor.…

Does it count as a ‘wedding hook up’ story if it was at a wedding where my now wife (then sworn enemy) and I didn’t hate each other anymore, as we had since we were like 14?

Alright, not my story, but at my wedding... My best friend and my husband’s best friend hooked up. This was surprising to no one. However, I did not expect it to happen in the guy’s car while he PLAYED A CD HE HAD RECORDED OF HIMSELF.