The head foreman, Mr. Chunk, stated that his team has been doing a wonderful job, and has been recently helped by a Mr. Sloth.

He was driving in reverse.

My father's story:

I'm going to guess that it's Splendora.

DPS hides all over that stretch. Their substation is on the right when you first get on 71.

Wouldn't that be... Fun.

Nah. God drives a Bugatti Veyron that gets 80 MPG, never breaks down/needs new rims and tires, has the speed limiter turned off, and has an extra 800 HP under the hood.

Both are fun to take for a spin, you can brag to your friends about them, but, in the end, both will empty your bank account and leave you scorched.

Dirty Harry, the Golden Years.

Awesome electric car.

I say no, because cheetahs.

Most "bang" for your buck, in green.

The Jeep should be the winner. Not sure if it will be, but it should be.

Frame and engine by Porsche.

A buddy of mine has one of those. He wants to take it to Hennessey to get a few more ponies out of it. I don't think he should... This thing will be a collectors item in a few years.

Yellow. Yellow. YELLOW.

It's... GLORIOUS!!! How much???

Don't worry. The water off of the bridge in Galveston isn't that deep. I mean, it's deep enough, but...

I may have seen this somewhere as well.