Scale and adorableness. 

Right wing people are evil. Its just that simple. All other explanations are exhausted.

So very sorry for your loss. May his memory be a blessing. He sounds like the best of uncles.

That is a pretty shitty party.

Did the adults not just sit on the floor? Toddlers on the floor are liable to be stepped on, which is why I think adults should have made way on the couches for them. Not my Christmas, not my monkeys.

Haha, understandable! But still—did the kids not just sit on the floor? I’m 29, but still the youngest of my generation in the family, and I usually just post up on the floor for every Christmas (when we’re not at the dinner table, anyway).

It really sucks when the older generation in your family grows old and dies. I have outlive almost everyone in my whole family and think about them often. Those first several deaths were a shock to my system, and I can still remember the sharp pain of that grief. Your tribute to your uncle was really lovely and I can…

Sorry to hear about your Uncle Allan.  

Just make sure you have plenty of martinis and then order the tuna.

Oh god, I have to go to a holiday party on the 21st that is my fiance’s and all his coworkers are super conservative and I am dreading it.

My husband works for a company that’s incredibly conservative. I generally hate his holiday party because I feel like it’s impossible to have fun, I always have to monitor what I say so I don’t let my evil atheist liberal views slip. ANYWAYS, about 15 years ago when the company was still relatively small, they invited…

When I read these, I’m obviously thinking good for her, like everyone else. But when I think about the triathlon types I actually know, they’re crazy, annoying, and self-centered. That supportive wife out on the race sideline is dealing at home with a husband who spends all his time training, multiple times a day, and…

BRB, setting my mom’s DVR.

I swear to god if Rufus isn’t a real ass naked mole rat I’m gonna be so angry, give me that ugly-ass motherfucker I wish to love him.

Catholics don’t even arrest their priests for raping children, but I would love to ask a female Catholic priest their opinion. Can you point me to one?

This is why outdated religious bunk should never have been allowed to influence laws and have no place in government anywhere.

Man, thank God they had a huge political revolution not too long ago so that stuff like this wouldn’t happen. Really paid off.

You’re kidding yourself if you think Christians aren’t just as oppressive and backwards. You’ll find misogyny anywhere you find males of the species, which is everywhere.

More little boys who need to grow up and take responsibility for their own boners rather than projecting their frustrations onto others.