Not bad!! I’m not patient with hands-on things really. But I am proud of myself cause out of my whole new houseful of furniture I did assemble some. Two Lack TV stands, a Lack coffee table, medium Billy bookcase, Vittsjo laptop table, nesting tables, and Knislinge sofa. The rest we hired a pro for, and it took him…

*blush* IKEA assembly skillz! What have you put together so far?

Childhood hero of mine. Not to mention They Live was a cult masterpiece. Sad day for the entertainment world.

As a wise young Chicana once said, por que no ambos (why not both)?

You’ve got a lot of quotes there. Some are douchey while others are fine.

Yep. But it could be argued homemakers fall in this category too. I wouldn’t assert that myself, but will look the other way when she does. It’s not entirely wrong.

Aunt Tammy. Double good if you say it in Swanson’s voice.

He’s a good Senator from a good state and was making a good point. It’s not like Louie Gohmert used it to inquire about President Obama’s place of birth.

You’ve got both too? Glad to see I’m not the only one.

Just dropping in to poke the 6 pack of the girl on the left. *poke

I get these right before the bass drop

What the fuck? What the fuck?

About the flame shirt? Sure, I’m down for some shallow fashion critiques. But this whole “you’re age x and/or you’ve reproduced, so you can’t do x anymore” is condescending crap

That tampon looks like a banana.

Those are actually valid points to criticize. But, then again, they are occasionally uttered by a 19 year old so I guess they’re frivolous. I’m 30, does that make it better?

Are you from Germany, the low countries, or Switzerland? I noticed people from those areas understand U.S. politics (and English) better than the stateside village idiots.

But isn’t that partly because apartheid fell apart in the late 80s - ‘94, which well predates our digital age.

That’s really a thing?

Strong legs all day! I’ve had several friends/gfs that could leg press me. Some with ONE leg!

return that shit to them with the proper last name