Go Shane Black on this.

Those clones of Colin Ferguson and Natalie Morales could use some more work.

You dropped a “luba”.

34 is middle age for women in Hollywood.

Are you really going to argue that Jedi aren’t Samurai analogues? Because that’s literally what their concept is. Mystic space Samurai.

I’m still bummed that Kevin Kline isn’t playing Lumiere and Ewan McGregor the Beast.

I’ll admit that a lack of a stammer made it a bit harder.

The white people who dominate literally every other comic book universe do.

What I find funny about this line is that Ernie Hudson and Keith David both played Gus’s dad on Psych.

Ray was my favorite until my recent replay of the Ghostbusters game, where Winston pushed himself to the top.

I know someone who’s slated to work on it. He’s just waiting for the call when it actually starts.

I mean, those have a huge advantage in that they’re actually suits, and not a graphic t-shirt printed onto a blazer.

Alright, we are ignoring that. Just wanted to make sure we’re on the same page.

Holy shit, these are awful.

The stubble looks like makeup to me, but looking closer I’m not sure anymore.

We’ll just ignore where they say this, shall we?

But I want KMK to be J Jonah Jameson.

They actually executive produced it for 4 years.

They’re both 6 feet tall. I believe the cosplayers are women, though, which is throwing off the sense of scale.

And we’re all better off for it.