@Slinkge: Right, you just restate what I say, yet you think you're somehow more sarcastic than I am? How does that work?

I would love to try it, but Microsoft don't allow Indie games in Switzerland

@deafblindmute: No, it is proof that you don't read Penny Arcade and are therefore not eligible to have an opinion.

@ShiryuGN: "we all know"... I stopped reading there. Stupid attempt at manipulative writing.

Oh screw this and give us Elite 4 already!

You forgot the self-cleaning litter box :(

@EolirinX: Right, "philosophical bullshit". As if empirical bullshit had made the world a better place.

@EolirinX: And again, this is just outright wrong. Words don't map to things at all. Language is structural and can refer only to itself. I am talking about the signifier and the signified here, both of which have absolutely nothing to do with any real world objects.

@EolirinX: You really need to brush up on your linguistics there. Language doesn't work the way you seem to think it does. There's no such thing as "inherent meaning"

It's difficult to call the allegations sexual assault. It was some weird thing about condoms IIRC

@improprietary: "Our porn site will now be hosted in the porn star's breasts"

@LVGamer: Funny, I love Disgaea and I have your exact problems with Final Fantasy Tactics.

@rathat: Women could have computers in their breasts! *nerdgasm*

@Festering Bovine: Nevermind, /s tag spotted.

@taniquetil: I disagree with your romantic notion of "real activists"

@greenmoose: Nah, I dEarth say it happens to me all the time, without even trying!

@jawa78: One word: Dumbledore dies. Well, it might as well be one word!

@Duffasaurus: Don't be so sure, they are going to use advanced encryption methods on the feed and identify the user inside the file so they can be traced and persecuted.

@PHXPhoto: *gets wide eyes* You mean a 47 inch LCD? O_O

Cool, now movies will be available to pirate earlier!