@Protector one: With like 2000 additional levels no less!

@Xeo: I think it's got something to do with positive reinforcement. It looks like work, but soon you find out how to do things faster, and then you suddenly feel efficient. Also, cathartic block breaking noises go a long way.

@Kobun: I love how I am cool and you are not?

@Grimm808: I wouldn't say easily. All the Dreamcast programmers starved.

@dreaming neon black: Go back to flailing your fingers around

I find censorship offensive. It should be banned.

@Piccoroz: She was hit in the face by a passing pigeon and curse at the wretchedness of life. Then the ground swallowed her up and she was in hell, where the gay people live.

We used to do this on IRC. We were very proud of our collectively made stories, which probably rank amongst the worst pieces of writing in the known universe. A Vogon would commit suicide before putting this in his poetry book.

@senselocke: No, he's saying the Popemobile needs to be an aquarium and we should drown the Pope in it. I happen to agree, for entirely different reasons.

@Otakju: You sure? It looks like there's no place to really grab on to it. I'd give a second analog stick for something that actually fits into my hands any day.

@MPSai: It might sell on nostalgia. I fucking loved Duke because of its insane level design and multiplayer on the N64. By "insane" level design I'm not saying it was good by today's standards, but those are the kind of levels you just don't see anymore. Secret walls everywhere, almost open-world like in how you can…

@Nethlem: Duke can only carry 2 weapons at once, yes. He's too cool for carrying just one. Dual rocket launchers, dual shotguns, DUAL FUCKING ICBMS BABY!

@arionfrost: Wow... I don't know how awesome Borderlands was supposed to be, but what we got was fricking amazing. Admittedly, I just bought the thing because it was a Diabloish RPG FPS with a split screen co-op. I literally knew nothing about it other than that when I bought it.

@Misfit110: Yeah, because if it'd be about money it'd be better to quit right now and get nothing instead of putting finishing touches on it and selling a million copies on hype alone.

Not exactly what I'd call vivid Skies flashbacks. More like muddy, stupid, and sad.

@Khoi Pham | ph15h: That's exactly it, though. Valkyria's sequels aren't going to the PS3, much less the 360 (which I desperately want it to be on because I'm a huge Skies fan... though I know it'll never happen) Skies is as dead as can possible be, and Jet Set hasn't had a release in what, decades?

@fELIXADER: As I said, apologies. Next time I'll use tags or something

@Antiterra: It's my fault, I should know better that I have to make it more obvious. I guess I should've gone for a 65 inch OLED or something. A 50 inch plasma just isn't decadent enough anymore these days.

@fELIXADER: Give man a tool and they shall use it to destroy themselves. Give man water and they shall use it to drown each other. Give man a word and they shall use it to make themselves feel superior over other men.

@Antiterra: Irony is sometimes lost on the internet, my apologies :)