Note that I saw his mea culpa (ignoring italics because I don't care). But sensing that we're already getting a 15-yard penalty for piling on..

Hey, thanks. Please let me know when your next comedy gig is so that I can buy a ticket and learn something valuable from an expert.

I'm admittedly not a golfer, running the risk of ruining the joke by recommending the wrong club. Feel free to substitute whichever club would have made the "joke" better.

Now I get your name. I thought you were a dyslexic George Michael fan who wasn't fond of punctuation.

You are a fucking idiot. Nice to see the liberal talking points dusted off once again.

Always use a pitching wedge when trying to hit out of a disease trap.

Yay! No more seeing the smug bastard kids of Will and Jada Smith!

You're as stupid as the last person I responded to (see: Homer). Quoting the operative rule and then purposely doing the opposite. Apparently that brings out the pedantic fools who cannot see through the tongue in cheek.

That's the joke, Homer. I quote the rule but then purposely erroneously used was.

So you mean a condition contrary to fact requires the subjunctive form "were." Nope, never heard of it.

If I recall correctly, Jesus was nailed to some hard wood.

Alternative headline:

Ummm...sarcasm. Nip. Nipple. Women.

To help, I'll point out the comment: "let's nip any sort of female-CEO navel-gazing."

I've never tried porn with my pancakes. That said, the thought sticking my Jimmy Dean sausage between Mrs. Butterworth's thighs is a place where I wasn't expecting to go. Syrup splodin' everywhere.

I think it's called more arousing than having to do it to a picture of Posh Spice.

It's CNN. They defend what's defenseless. WTF do you expect from them?

Enjoy living in that shithole

Fuck you, asshole. Fucker. Go fuck yourself.

Your comment appeals to The Olds.