scoutmaster campdick is why I quit boy scouts.
scoutmaster campdick is why I quit boy scouts.
I meet this black Korean chick, and she's a sexual dynamo, though I find out later that she's on cocaine. She found my bag of heroin and snorted it thinking it was cocaine! We had to drive over to my drug dealer's house. I had a good feeling he would know what to do. He gave me a giant needle filled with adrenaline…
the guy knows ten times more about sports, life, and actual facts then you will probably know if your life.
No, it's cool, i'm a gelding!
The Raptors were then disqualified for posting videos of the act on facebook.
@EddieSuttons SouthernComfort: Gamboa Constrictor also mysteriously disappeared.
Sorry, but I go to my man Bernie Goldberg for everything concussion related.
Well, sure, but that's because of Rex Ryan's gravitational pull.
now (un)fortunately they're sleeping with me
dupe
@Donnie_Iris: I'm sure Sarah Silverman's available.
what does pete wentz have to do with brooke hundley?
@RebirthOfHernandezStache: good times.
I found this place looking for meatspin
Another regret of Mike's is not being there for Brenda, or her baby.
Whoa. What happened to Max Kellerman?
You know she puts out because she has grandkids.