49ers' draft pick Mays feeling so hurt and fucking betrayed, too mad to cry [Press Democrat]
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@Steve U: No script. Just a razor, 20mg of adderall and a straw.
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...and Snape kills Dumbledore.
Well, we start with an ostrich. Then we have a buffalo jizz on its face.
Looks like vertigo to me.
Mary Carillo's calling college baseball games now?
Do you chew Skoal or Copenhagen?
Why are short people always so angry?
How do you come up with all those raunchy jokes about wanting to have sex with black men?
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Yo, son, pass me the medicine...
I bet they all get stoned after the game.
Nick Denton does!
This is awkward.
@AJD
Nothing wrong with a little foreplay to get the juices flowing.
@JasonWhitlock: you, sir, are and idiot :)
Why couldn't she sleep with Dan Majerle or Kevin Johnson? At least that would be somewhat plausible.