After every basketball game I watch or play in, Rasheed Wallace.

Didn't CPSL tell this story in DUAN last year?

Does anyone know anyone that has had a shrimp taco from taco bell? Are they still breathing?

@LllusionX Mailed the Fission: great. now i'm hungry.

3 cheeseburgers for 5 maps?! damn!

Sadly, he failed the onion volcano portion of the Benihana test.

The story concludes tomorrow, with Mr. Jordan befriending a Hmong boy and taking on a local gang.

luckily, the sunburst narrowly beat out a 311 logo.

I took two 30mg Adderall XRs yesterday and the EXACT same thing happened.

@SpicyMeatball: Do you hate him enough to burn down his house?

Fact: Reggie and Cheryl Miller share a hotel room when they work the same game for TNT.

Before I answer, I need to know if the Silverback has any Xanax in it's system.

and deadspin simply catches the pageviews as they fall from the sky.

@Can I Borrow a Feeling: add some whimpering and tentacles and you've got Cockeye Jones at half-mast.

@Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan: +100000

it's time for more than just 3 jeers.

what up, shorty

ClintonPortisHead, (1918-2010), Goodnight Sweet Prince.

Needs more Furadan.

Endodontist, Dr. Robert Fleisher and his colleagues Snoop Dogg, Willie Nelson and Lil' Wayne...