....I will beat hodgkin's lymphoma.

TiVo'd

14 year old Candee Cane just gave Vivid Entertainment an oral commitment.

Pole Position 2: Plowing The Infield

@My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH: light GFE means NO GFE!

@SponsoredbyV8: Props to your friend for holding his ground. I was in a car when after 20 minutes the driver ended up consenting to a search. We ended up pouring 72 cold beers and all of our weed down a storm drain. Buzzkill.

@Chris Hanson's Axe: It is tough to watch, but definitely not a joke.

don't talk to cops.

@FEAST: take2

I would've advised him to run with this gif... that's probably why nobody pays me for my advice

Detective Loya: So you don't like to leave anything in the chamber?

@VivaVerlander: io9, right?

@Chris Hanson's Axe: +xanax

@Juancho: Miranda Kerr

Get well soon!

the hypebeast in me wants to know where I can score that CGI bape

This guy had a similar status update.

Instead of crown molding, there were empty Hennessy bottles glued to his wall.

@StevieFranchise: CPSL flew too close to the pun with wings of wax.