“In the umpire’s judgment.”

I know this: a guy who sucker punches an old guy in the face over being asked to sit down is not on his first rodeo. If that’s how he resolves a bruised ego in an NFL stadium, imagine how he solves situations in the privacy of his own home or at a bar around closing time.

Who do you think he is? Superman?

That thing is the Dustin Byfuglien of sturgeons.

Portnoy must really love Donald Trump, because he’s the only thing keeping him from the title America’s Biggest Douchecock.

His point of comparison is fucking SPAIN. One of the top five or six countries in the world at producing soccer stars.

MURICA!!!

Why were they worried about snipers? Was Jack Tatum spotted in the area?

What does a player have to do to get ejected in this league? That’s an equivalent of a major or ejection in hockey, a straight red in soccer, or targeting in the NCAA. Not to mention what Richard Sherman pulled this weekend.

The NHL has never moved a team that has won a Stanley Cup. The Maroons and Senators went under and they won their titles in the pre-war era. Every other Cup winning team has stayed put, even teams like the Devils (who moved twice in a span of ten years), the Islanders (who had the worst arena deal in sports), and the…

Batshuayi is also the greatest Twitter follow in sports.

Haven’t seen this perspective: their insistence on “no masks” makes me wonder if they’re using facial recognition software to track fans, especially those who might have been ejected in the past. As someone who works with deep learning, knows its drawbacks, and sees how poorly it’s understood by users, widespread…

There’s no mention here of Hernandez’s alleged heavy drug use, specifically his use of PCP.

Remember when Americans got all pissed off that Canadians booed during the Star-Spangled Banner before NHL playoff games in Canada a few years back? How unpatriotic and divisive it was for them to boo during the anthem?

Of note: the Bengals lost in OT, and Bullock missed a 48-yarder.

I think it’s a little premature or oversimplified to say, “But when somebody takes hits to the head frequently, over a period of years, that’s what seems to cause CTE.”

Not every story needs a hero.

The fact that any soccer is played on synthetic turf is an abomination.

Not just the south. As a one-time PA resident in my early 20s, some of the greatest moments of my life occured at Waffle House between the hours of 2 and 5am.

Sure, it’s not like this is a record-setting season for offense or anything.