Unfair. Bullshit.

For context, Maroon is 6'3", 230lbs and one of the toughest middleweight fighters in the NHL.

They didn’t sign him to a new contract. They took his old one. Very, very different.

Casey’s a rising stah, ked.

Chelsea are a good story. But the story of the season is United assembling the most illustrious team outside of Spain, only to crap the bed spectacularly.

Hmm, that’s not quite right. Vardy, at least, has been dreadful. He’s bouncing back, but before last weekend he had 7 shots on target all season long. Take out a three shot performance againstLiverpool (4-1 loss) and he had just four shots on target in 11 games going in to the weekend.

Anyone want to give odds for Curva Nord’s Player of the Year?

Smacked? It was a light tap just to enrage him. He knew what he was doing but it wasn’t a smack.

Fabregas didn’t embellish but he didn’t resist either. He was really smart to get Fernandino going and then not retaliate.

I can’t explain why, but all I can think of right now is the term Murder Bunny.

No one is forcing them to draft an entire team tomorrow night. They aren’t even asking anything of the fans, the team, or management. They’re asking the league to protect them as they transition to a new form, whatever that may look like.

It’s almost like they have a point.

Mazz is one of the worst sports personalities in the country. He’s really, really awful. The Squeaky Mazz bit should completely expose just how whiny and petulant he is. That Shaughnessy sits in on that show and sounds like the adult in the room should be alarming.

Treat a medical condition with a (presumably) legal, non-addictive substance: Ten games.

The plight of a modern Christian. “He didn’t even send me a Christmas card!”

What you’re saying is, you didn’t come out the way you went in?

Steve Smith still confuses the hell out of me. At least once a week I see him make some completely ridiculous catch along the sidelines against two dudes who are both six plus inches taller than him, and EVERY TIME my brain goes, “Nope, third down.” Then the refs some weird motion, pick up the ball and... no way. HE…

It’s gray, you special goddamn snowflake.

I’m picturing the London Knights with red instead of green, with a stupid Jaguars-esque secondary logo.

This is, objectively speaking, more of a platform than Donald Trump ran on.