Uh, sky hooks on the shores of Mauna Loa?

The point stands, but as a BC fan I can tell you it's not a complimentary comparison for soccer.

Too expensive. The league is right: that’s not a smart allocation of money at all. Over $200k per stadium plus about $4k per game to operate is simply way too much for a league of that size.

It has two different NHL logos on it! The top one is correct, the bottom two aren't.

Honestly surprised he could lift the Cup.

See also: Beach Slang. They are to The Replacements what The Struts are to Queen.

Welp, that’s Carolina’s problem now.

And there’s only one team in the expansion draft. This is how you get a starting team like Nashville or Atlanta rather than Florida, Columbus, or Minnesota.

Of course it’s not. But with all of the money and people in the business of soccer, it's a small investment for FIFA to make if they really want to get it right.

We live in a world where we can write a script to randomly select a drawing. We can even independently verify the script’s randomness. But there’s no money to be made there by stuffshirts, so we’ll keep freezing and boiling balls because the 21st century is held back by shitty human beings.

He would pull together an amazing montage with perfect music for the tone of the series in just two days. His “Karma Police” montage for Bruins-Penguins was terrific.

It was a foregone conclusion that if Pittsburgh won, Kessel was getting the Conn Smythe Trophy. This is some anti-American bullshit.

Remember when he called Ben Carson a pathological liar? Takes one to know one, I suppose.

“The western front is progressing nicely.”

Manchester United is also a publicly traded company. Signing an esports team should be a natural decision when it comes to investing in a growing market (similar to corporate venture capital). Also, Manchester United and Real Madrid are like the Spaceballs of soccer: they’ll license their logo to just about anything…

He Gyasi Zardesed it, but with his face!

Yeah. By PSG. For a while now.

Keep it simple: each league should be required to enter a pitcher. I'd watch the hell out of that.

Per the Daily Mail, Tiote allegedly has two wives and a mistress. His scoring prowess knows no bounds.

Makes sense, it’s a perfectly reasonable thing to consider. But it doesn’t bode well for his long-term USMNT prospects. Zardes definitely isn’t helping his case and last night was no exception.