“Damn, that’s some range.”
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I’m not a heavy sleeper, but I am a frequent snoozer. When I’ve used the Fitbit alarm, all it takes is one quick motion to your wrist to turn it off: like you’re slapping a mosquito away. It takes about two seconds to fall back asleep with no snooze feature activated.
Technically a non-homer call.
Captain America’s best shield recreation is from a guy in Canada. Using hockey shin pads.
Backs scare people more than knees, but apparently both scare them less than Aaron Hernandez.
The Blues had 14:1 preseason Stanley Cup odds from Bovada.
If you take it literally, that was about as close as you’ll see to kicking the shit out of someone. But based on the headline, I expected far worse.
I can’t wait until Aiden becomes the new Bob. I’ll exclusively employ Aidens whenever possible. Drop my expense forms with an Aiden, buy my kid a used car from an Aiden, and call up an Aiden when my shitter’s clogged.
“Athletes, they’re just like us!!”
Look, he’s a bro but what do you have against loafers? It’s mid-80s in Miami all week: how are you gonna break a guy’s balls for wearing seasonally-appropriate attire? What, is it not acceptable for southerners to wear sandals until their Yankee countrymen say so?
100% true. The system in Germany benefits Bayern immensely (how much top talent have they cannibalized from other Bundesliga teams?) and it’s troubling that he wasn’t able to get it done there. Does he need deeper coffers and a wider scouting scope to succeed? Or will higher stakes and stiffer competition leave a…
Sure, that's never failed anywhere else.
I’m not sure why City’s board thinks Pep will do more with less just by moving to Manchester. Obviously they’re going to add, but the talent level on City’s roster still isn’t nearly that of Bayern.
Counting out Man City or RM seems like a perilous task.
Separately: this is why you don’t sign a new manager to do what your current manager hasn’t been able to do as the current manager is still on track for success. Can you imagine the hellstorm in Manchester that’s going to erupt if City win the CL, they “move on” from Pellegrini, and bring in Pep because he’s... more…
Just like the FA Cup? And the League Cup?
I’d be more concerned about the Red Sox and Sandoval himself being honest about his weight. He’s listed as 5'11" and 255 lbs. That's the same height and nearly 30 pounds less than Bartolo Colon, which: no way in hell does Colon have 30 pounds on Sandoval.
Champions League is a playoff system.
Not to mention the FA Cup, which is brutal, single-elimination chaos in its purest form.