Tennesse, Mizzou, and Miami look a little bit desperate. #hesjustnotthatintoyou

The number of negatives in this headline made my thinkbox burn.

This is what you get when you give Bob Hartley - on a six game losing bender, mind you - a multi-year contract extension. First game after the deal, you lose to the Stars. Second game, you get an own goal from 180 feet away.

"Athlete."

"There is blood all over my hands in this too as well, because I put the lineup together and the roster."

Interesting. Thanks for the insight. Even if one of the plutocrat KHL owners wants to sign him, it sounds like Putin and Medvedev wouldn't have much recourse.

Wouldn't Russia intervene on his behalf? If the shoe were on the other foot, I'm sure the U.S. would try and advocate for a citizen abroad.

Maybe this is just me, but doesn't this seem like a really slippery sentencing procedure? If I'm Voynov and there's this much evidence against me, why wouldn't I be begging for deportation?

I clicked the link and was legitimately shocked not to see a mention of Steigerwald. I underestimated Pittsburgh's deep bench of stupidity.

"Crosby-Kessel genetic hybrid horror"

I didn't think it would take a murder-suicide for me to feel bad for Floyd Mayweather, but here we are.

Best part is that she doesn't even have a dog in the fight. She's at UNC Chapel Hill. Also someone needs to explain to her that libertarianism and religious social policies aren't exactly BFFLs.

I'm fairly certain that Rich and I went to the same high school. I can barely remember the names of most of my teachers but I'll never forget that guy's name.

After he left Boston, an anonymous Bruin said he'd be the perfect hockey player if the rink were a circle because he never goes in to a corner. The steps he'll take to avoid a hit are nothing short of stupefying.

The degree to which people think college football programs are profitable is astounding. Very, very few programs are truly profitable endeavors for the school (I've seen estimates between 2 and 10).

What's with the hockey creepers? Harrison Mooney got canned four months ago for basically the same thing.

Relax, asshole. They'll be leaving your flyover city for LA soon enough.

So, Toronto.

The second Jurassic World trailer was considerably less impressive than its predecessor.

Look on the bright side, Edmonton: the sun will rise tomorrow.