Who is the impotent pile of human excrement who asked him if he hired an agent? God, what a jackass.

Change is the only constant. Some people don't change, but LeBron's story here resonates and rings true with a lot of people.

I'd say the NHL is already light years ahead of the NFL in terms of the culture. Most of the players are Canadian, there's more European influence, and let's be honest: on the whole, African-Americans and Pacific Islanders are demonstrably less accepting of homosexuality than other ethnic groups. Plus, there's a…

A gold Toyota Tundra? I know it's California, but how hard can that really be to find? When you drive around town in a gold Toyota Tundra, people are going to notice.

Warrior is owned by New Balance. Those edgy MRA laxbros' checks are signed by a company that makes shoes for the chubby white bourgeoisie.

It's a good point. Just remember that you're not taking a random sample of 20 year olds. You're taking a sample that, racially and religiously, tend to lag behind their peers in terms of acceptance of homosexuality.

Or Toronto Maple Leafs fans.

"But it's the world's game."

TL;DR: No.

Do the Pigs get more pages on Deadspin than any other minor league team? It definitely seems like it.

Can't wait for the NBAhole to say that baseball fans are racist. Because hockey fans heard plenty of that.

Can Deadspin please curate Bill Simmons' Simmonsiest columns in a Simmons style? Maybe a Mount Rushmore of Pantheons, each with a hierarchy of divisions named after shitty 80's movies?

Adam Kaufman, even by Boston sports media standards, is an assclown.

The guy is playing on another level than everyone else. This must be what watching a young Ray Bourque was like.

American Doc Emrick:"OH WHAT A SAVE THERE!"

Totally true. The Sox reached their saturation point and didn't seem to realize it. The Bruins were elevated to superhero status after the Cup win and they have an extremely magnetic cast of core characters.

It wasn't this way until recently. Henry & Co. have created an absolute cult of personality around this team and clogged literally every marketing outlet in the greater Boston area with a Red Sox player, logo, or sponsorship.

The high note for Tom Waits had to have come from very early on in his career. He's a crazy impressive performer and songsmith but range was never something that stood out as a strong suit.

Love Drew's writing, but this is basically a straw-man attack with a limp noodle. Polygamy and varying degrees of it are pretty much the norm ALL OVER THE WORLD. And not just in the freaky countries, either. Italy's whole family structure is so paternalistic you don't dare question daddy's use of a side piece. In the…

Dreads? You mean cornrows?