A) whats the point of this

Meanwhile, people continue to starve and be without shelter all over the world while others destroy expensive electronics for an attention grabbing gag.

Waiting for the WP8 version of the app that will never ever come.

Not sure if you're serious, but just in case:

I wonder what your parents would think if you told all of this to them. I'd be surprised if they won't be wishing you have never been born.

NOBODY likes other people's kids. Hell, I have kids and I don't like other people's kids. Not liking other people's kids doesn't mean you don't like kids. It just means you are normal.

*sigh* No manual will ever be as interesting as this one.

They look up at you, recognize your face, and start jumping in their poop.

Because newborns are the worst for, like, 3-6 weeks. Then they're cute babies. Then they're funny toddlers. Then they're amazing kids. Then they're...human beings?

Yeah, newborns suck. I think most people are aware it is work or is bad just maybe not the extent. The payoff is totally worth it, though.

Knowing in your head a marathon is long, hard and grueling is still different from actually having to put one foot in front of another at mile-marker 20.

Because the lack of an underused feature from last gen and an inclusion of a "feature" that bricks your console after 24 hours is totally comparable.

Sure beats reading the back of a bottle of shampoo.

WHOOOOOOSHHHHHH!!!!!!

Better than just telling the userbase to "deal with it" I suppose. At least they're making an effort to look like they care.

Game: Bioshock Infinite

Platform: PS3 / 360 / PC

Song: Will The Circle Be Unbroken?

Composer: Ada R. Habershon with music by Charles H. Gabriel, performed by Courtnee Draper.

Where it plays: Throughout the game. When you first arrive in Columbia, when Booker and Elizabeth take a moment and Elizabeth sings it, and during…

Game: Portal

Game: Bastion

Once again apropos

What is this, a comic for ants?